Monday, January 26, 2009

My Bloody Valentines Day Review


My Bloody Valentine wastes no time, within the first few minutes gore is covering the screen. In fact the movie keeps this fast pace gory murders with dashes of ridiculous, almost laughable dialogue. I wouldn't go see this movie for the story, considering the plot is very light and does not offer much in depth. However, it is entertaining and managed to keep me wondering what else could this sick killer do and also how many disturbing ways one can be killed with a pick axe.
The 1981 original got a face lift and that's all really, nicer camera, better looking gore, and 3D...
Actually I really do not understand why this movie was in 3D. It could have just as well been without, aside from a gun or fire floating across the screen, it irks me a little bit to have to pay extra for 3D and those dumb glasses. If I'm gonna see a movie in 3D i want every scene to be eye popping and making me say "holy shit I can't believe its Three Dimensions!" Don't worry kids, you do get to see some bouncing 3D titties, I'm sure that's a new one.

So if your looking for a good gore film, this will deliver. Want anything else, I suggest you go rent a classic horror, and no not the original unless you want to watch the same movie downgraded or upgraded which ever you look at it this movie is worth a watch but nothing to write home about.

David's Score:
2.5 out of 5.0

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