Thursday, February 12, 2009

Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life Movie Review

Why is there a sequel, and why does it go so far as to make sure there will never be another sequel again. This movie is not just bland, but painfully irritating.


The game is based off tomb raider, again. The Character you barely new before are back, again. The terrible, wanna be Indiana Jones action scenes are of course back again. Except this time you feel like your not there, The backrounds and scenery are so poor that I feel i could have gone to my backyard and filmed some rocks, some trees for jungle, and maybe go Downtown, for China. Seriously, this was almost unpassable, the story line isnt there but when I feel like im not there, most people would walk out.

There is a plot and characters but it involves constant explaining and basing off a fairy tale. Except if you took that fairy tale and poored acid all over it, which is quite literally what they do. And in the process they burned the hell out of everything else, where did all that money go.

David's score:
1.0 out of 5.0

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